Chapter 1 No one with a natural perm is a bad guy
Chapter 1 Nobody with Natural Wavy Hair Can Be That Bad
Chapter 2 Responsible Owners Should Clean Up After Their Pets
Chapter 2 Pet owners should take responsibility and take care of their pets until the end
Chapter 3 Watch Out! Weekly Shōnen Jump Sometimes Comes Out on Saturdays!
Chapter 3 Jump sometimes comes out on Saturday, so be careful
Chapter 4 People Who Make Good First Impressions Usually Suck
Chapter 4 No one who gives a good first impression is a good guy
Chapter 5 Make Friends You Can Call By Their Nicknames, Even When You're an Old Fart
Chapter 5 Even when you're old geezers, you can still call each other by your nicknames - make friends who are like that
Chapter 6 If You Jerks Have Enough Time to Spread Terror, You'd Better Go Walk Your Dog
Chapter 7 Keep a Promise Even If It Kills You
Chapter 8 There Is But a Fine Line Between Persistence and Stubbornness
Chapter 9 Fighting Should Be Done With Fists
Chapter 10 Eat Something Sour When You're Tired
Chapter 11 Look, Overly Sticky Sweet Dumplings are Not Dumplings, You Idiot!
Chapter 12 Young Girls Across the Country, Get Home Before Curfew
Chapter 13 Only Dirty Things are Born of Toilets
Chapter 14 If You're Going to Cosplay, Go All Out
Chapter 15 Guys Have An Explicable "Touch A Frog To Be A True Man" Rule
Chapter 16 If You Think About It, Doesn't Life Get Longer When You're Old!? Scary!!
Chapter 17 Even If You're Not Drunk, Act Like You Are And Pull Off Your Supervisor's Toupee
Chapter 18 A Man Would Order Marlin First!
Chapter 19 Idols Would Do About The Same Things You Guys Would
Chapter 20 The Owner And His Pet Look Alike
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23 All You Gotta Do Is Wash Yer Armpits, Only Armpits
Chapter 24 All You Gotta Do Is Be Hyper! Be Hyper...
Chapter 25 You Probably Think That You Are Cute, Being Cute All The Time
Chapter 26 When On A Trip, Even If You Forget The Pants, Don't Forget The Uno
Chapter 27 When You're Bothered, Smile, Just Smile
Chapter 28 Yes, Our Family Is Really The Best
Chapter 29 Do You Really Think You Can Study For The Exam While Listening To Music?! Just Cut It Out Already!
Chapter 30 Troubles Aren't Caused By Bad People, They're Caused By Overjoyed People
Chapter 31 A Father And Son Are Similar Only In The Bad Things
Chapter 32 Why Is The Sea Water Salty, You Ask? Probably Because You City Dwellers Do Your Business While Swimming, Dammit!!
Chapter 33 Be Careful Of Belt Conveyers
Chapter 34 Guys With Big Complexes Also Have Big Jobs To Do
Chapter 35 Don't Get Confused! There's Something Called 'Cooling Off', You Know!
Chapter 36 Don't Be Embarassed And Raise Your Hands All At Once While You Say It!
Chapter 37 I'm Done Being Reckless
Chapter 38 Okamas Are Keen To Both The idiocy Of Men And The Unfairness of Women!
Chapter 39 Anyone Making A Cute Face Is Definitely Hiding Something!
Chapter 40 Misunderstandings Concerning Marriages Are Things That Continue Through Your Entire Life
Chapter 41 Is There Really Nothing As Delicious As Matsutake? Everyone Needs To Ponder This Once
Chapter 42 Read Offline
Chapter 43 All Men Are Romantic Idealists
Chapter 44 There Are Some Things That Even A Sword Can't Cut
Chapter 45 Why Won't Good Things Happen To Me, But Bad Things Continuously Do?